Our trip to India is drawing near. (We are purposely leaving the dates vague on here.) I am nervous. About everything. Someone told me today that monkeys attack people in the street markets. As if I did not have enough to worry about. What if one of them attacks me while I’m trying to use my %#$^€ SheWee!?!? I cannot imagine anything more humiliating. So please add monkey attacks to your prayer list for us. I found a tshirt yesterday that I think I need for this trip:
Maybe I have set the bar too low for the success of this trip but they didn’t have “stay alive and escape with little to no long term mental scarring or monkey attack wounds” tshirts.