We are home from Scotland and ready to watch the Oscars!! Full confession: I may only be doing the red carpet because I am TIRED. I may make it through the whole show but I can almost guarantee that I will not be witty come 4am.
11:07 Do you think that Zac Efron sees Ryan Seacrest and sees his future?
11:09 I want to love Anna Kendrick but she is at the Oscars, wearing a couture pink dress, talking about the movie she is in with George Clooney so I may have to hate her.
11:14 Five bucks to whoever runs up and yanks that flower out of Monique’s hair. (Her dress is lovely though)
11:17 Mariah Carey looks like she is babysitting Nick Cannon not married to him. That pair disturbs me. Mariah started talking about her boobs and it got awkward really fast.
11:25 I want Zoe Saldana’s dress sooo much. I am so glad that she has risen from Center Stage which may be the best dance movie EVAH. Which I would rather watch than Avatar any day.
11:29 The actresses who talk about how chill they have been about getting ready and how they woke up and ate a hamburger and put on their dress. Be honest and tell me you haven’t eaten a real meal in weeks and have had so many facials that your face hurts. I would respect you more.
11:34 Well done, person who decided to invite Ryan Reynolds, well done. I am a total sucker for a bow tie and self-deprecation.
11:38 Admittedly, I enjoyed Avatar. I do want James Cameron to lose tonight- especially to his ex-wife.
11:40 Mike is determined to score a giant bow tie like Tom Ford’s. I have no objections.
11:48 Sigourney Weaver sold her soul to the devil to look like that at 60. Way to show the younguns how it’s done.
11:57 Diane Krueger’s dress is straight up crazy and she doesn’t even care- which makes me kinda love her.
11:59 I fear people will hate it, but I LOVE Sandra Bullock’s dress. She shimmers. She seems genuinely nice and I kinda love her. Also- I am saying love a lot tonight but go with it.
12:04 I love that Faith Hill is at the Oscars. I don’t love that now I can’t stop singing This Kiss.
12:13 Dear Miley, Stand up straight and stop slouching.
12:19 Charlize Theron looks like she is getting groped from behind by Miss Piggy. Not good.
12:33 JLo is there. What has she done in the past year to warrant an Oscar invite?
12:38 Kristen Stewart brushed her hair- it is truly a night of miracles.
12:39 Gabourey Sidibe is giddy to be at the Oscars and called it Hollywood prom. She is adorably un-jaded and I find it refreshing.
12:43 Robert Downy Jr best dressed man. Hands Down.
1:12 Switched over to the real show on ABC and Kathy Ireland is the worst red carpet host I have ever seen in my life. I have never thought that Ryan Seacrest could ever look so talented by comparison.
1:16 This is the first time in years Cameron Diaz looks like she knew she was headed to the Oscars. Her hair is combed and she isn’t in a poufy white dress like a sad jilted bride.
1:25 Time for the Show!!!
I bid you goodnight! Enjoy the show!!
Update: Surprise opening with Neil Patrick Harris? Best. Decision. Ever.
Update 2: Steve Martin and Alec Martin hosting may be the Worst. Decision. Ever. They are bombing.